At the beginning of 2012, I received an SMS from one of my friends , suggesting a new year's resolution we could both try. 'We shou...

23
Dec
2012

26 Short Stories in 52 Weeks: A Successful New Year's Resolution

At the beginning of 2012, I received an SMS from one of my friends, suggesting a new year's resolution we could both try. 'We should start a blog,' he said, 'where we set a theme once a fortnight, and before

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    ‘It says here that the world’s first ninety inch television has just gone on general sale, Geoffrey. Have we ordered one of those yet?’...

14
Dec
2012

The Beauregard Wishlist

   â€˜It says here that the world’s first ninety inch television has just gone on general sale, Geoffrey. Have we ordered one of those yet?’    Geoffrey sighed inaudibly, twiddling his fingers behind his back as he eyed the bald

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    They told me that there was a cliff just off the motorway past Staples Point where you could travel back in time, if you drove off of i...

26
Nov
2012

Reliving The Future

   They told me that there was a cliff just off the motorway past Staples Point where you could travel back in time, if you drove off of it at exactly midnight. I laughed at them at the time. I

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    Scud Presley has a tooth missing where it just never came through in the top right hand corner of his smile, and he tongues the hole wh...

24
Oct
2012

Scud

   Scud Presley has a tooth missing where it just never came through in the top right hand corner of his smile, and he tongues the hole where it should be as he struts from his black imported Mustang to

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    As you may or may not be aware, I sometimes write stories that are so long that I have to split them up into smaller, more manageable s...

17
Oct
2012
10/17/2012

A Very Kind Rejection

   As you may or may not be aware, I sometimes write stories that are so long that I have to split them up into smaller, more manageable sections called "chapters". I call these long stories "novels". Anyway, once I've

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    People are always banging on about superheroes, or sporting heroes, or heroes of the arts, or the heroes that keep our streets safe and...

12
Oct
2012

A Whole Different Set of Heroes

   People are always banging on about superheroes, or sporting heroes, or heroes of the arts, or the heroes that keep our streets safe and treat us when we’re sick. Except for the fictional among that list, I think we’d

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This is a continuation of my online serialisation of Fifty Dicks: All Over My Face , the first book in my erotic trilogy, the Fifty Dicks s...

24
Sep
2012

Fifty Dicks: Chapter 2

This is a continuation of my online serialisation of Fifty Dicks: All Over My Face, the first book in my erotic trilogy, the Fifty Dicks series. If you have not yet read Chapter 1, you can do so by clicking

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The below screenshot, which I stumbled across earlier when buying Lady Gaga tickets for February next year, gives a whole new, quite distur...

24
Sep
2012
9/24/2012

WTF Ticketmaster?!

The below screenshot, which I stumbled across earlier when buying Lady Gaga tickets for February next year, gives a whole new, quite disturbing, meaning to the word CAPTCHA. 

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    People who know me well (which is probably you, since no one except my mum reads this blog - hi mum!) will tell you that I'm no str...

13
Sep
2012

A Brief Descent into Madness

   People who know me well (which is probably you, since no one except my mum reads this blog - hi mum!) will tell you that I'm no stranger to moments of anxiety or paranoia (or, according to this test,

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You might remember that I advertised a few weeks ago my new erotic novels, the Fifty Dicks trilogy . Unfortunately, at the time of advertis...

27
Aug
2012

Fifty Dicks: Chapter 1

You might remember that I advertised a few weeks ago my new erotic novels, the Fifty Dicks trilogy. Unfortunately, at the time of advertising they weren't technically written yet. Even more unfortunately, they still aren't. However, I have a fantastic

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