‘It says here that the world’s first ninety inch television has just gone on general sale, Geoffrey. Have we ordered one of those yet?’...
They told me that there was a cliff just off the motorway past Staples Point where you could travel back in time, if you drove off of i...
Reliving The Future
They told me that there was a cliff just off the motorway past Staples Point where you could travel back in time, if you drove off of it at exactly midnight. I laughed at them at the time. I
Scud Presley has a tooth missing where it just never came through in the top right hand corner of his smile, and he tongues the hole wh...
Scud
Scud Presley has a tooth missing where it just never came through in the top right hand corner of his smile, and he tongues the hole where it should be as he struts from his black imported Mustang to
As you may or may not be aware, I sometimes write stories that are so long that I have to split them up into smaller, more manageable s...
A Very Kind Rejection
As you may or may not be aware, I sometimes write stories that are so long that I have to split them up into smaller, more manageable sections called "chapters". I call these long stories "novels". Anyway, once I've
People are always banging on about superheroes, or sporting heroes, or heroes of the arts, or the heroes that keep our streets safe and...
A Whole Different Set of Heroes
People are always banging on about superheroes, or sporting heroes, or heroes of the arts, or the heroes that keep our streets safe and treat us when we’re sick. Except for the fictional among that list, I think we’d
This is a continuation of my online serialisation of Fifty Dicks: All Over My Face , the first book in my erotic trilogy, the Fifty Dicks s...
Fifty Dicks: Chapter 2
This is a continuation of my online serialisation of Fifty Dicks: All Over My Face, the first book in my erotic trilogy, the Fifty Dicks series. If you have not yet read Chapter 1, you can do so by clicking
The below screenshot, which I stumbled across earlier when buying Lady Gaga tickets for February next year, gives a whole new, quite distur...
WTF Ticketmaster?!
The below screenshot, which I stumbled across earlier when buying Lady Gaga tickets for February next year, gives a whole new, quite disturbing, meaning to the word CAPTCHA.
People who know me well (which is probably you, since no one except my mum reads this blog - hi mum!) will tell you that I'm no str...
A Brief Descent into Madness
People who know me well (which is probably you, since no one except my mum reads this blog - hi mum!) will tell you that I'm no stranger to moments of anxiety or paranoia (or, according to this test,
You might remember that I advertised a few weeks ago my new erotic novels, the Fifty Dicks trilogy . Unfortunately, at the time of advertis...
Fifty Dicks: Chapter 1
You might remember that I advertised a few weeks ago my new erotic novels, the Fifty Dicks trilogy. Unfortunately, at the time of advertising they weren't technically written yet. Even more unfortunately, they still aren't. However, I have a fantastic