After the success of that filthy mummy-porn trilogy that I've forgotten the name of, we've all realised that perhaps the world needs just a little bit more sexytime in print. Sylvia Day's doing it, Mills & Boon are doing it... and as much as we try to resist, if we unpublished authors ever want to succeed, then sooner or later we're going to have to do it too.

So I'm doing it. I have done it. I'm doing it over and over, and putting it on the Internet. I've written my own erotic trilogy, and it's coming soon for all your ereaders! Have a look at my irresistable, tasteful cover art, be amazed, and then pre-order all three today. Thanks everyone, for your arousing support.

Edit: Now you can also read a preview chapter of 50 Dicks! Just click here.

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